Sometimes...I impress myself.
Like, take last Wednesday night for example. First of all, it's a Wednesday night, so there's that. Second of all, I'm like tired after work on Wednesdays, guys!
But, let me back up a little bit, because before Wednesday night there was Monday night, which as we all know is way worse than Wednesday night (because at least Wednesday night is Hump Day and also there's Big Brother). On Monday night I thawed a frozen package of scallops from Costco in the refrigerator. This is usually pretty much how I guarantee to myself that I will not be lazy at some point later in the week, because the guilt of having something thawing in my fridge sits in my mind all day long.