"You can't have the Mango!" - Mango, SNL
I feel like I already know the answer to this question, but does anyone else think of Mango, the short-lived mid-90's Chris Kattan character from SNL, whenever they see a mango? Just me again? Wow - every time! Well, here are some classic Mango quotes anyway:
"Can you catch a falling star without burning your hand? Can you put the sky in your mouth? Can you say to an earthquake, 'Hey, hold still for a second?' No! Such is Mango." - Mango
"Can you know the mighty ocean? Can you lasso a star from the sky? Can you say to a rainbow, 'Hey, stop being a rainbow for a second?' No! Such is Mango" - Mango
"No Mango for you! Why must I be Mango? Why I ask? Why God, why? Why can't I be someone normal like John Ritter? Mango is like a drug. You must have more and more and more of the Mango until there is no Mango left. Not even for Mango!" - Mango
So those are the quotes that I think of when I look at or taste a mango, every time!! I just look at a mango and I have a little chuckle to myself.